There is a huge elephant in the room. It is bright pink.
David Starkey is dragged into the public square by the squalling mob and put in the pilliary.
Meanwhile, footage of Banksy’s rats raiding electrical goods stores is shown. Everyone watches, peering around the big pink elephant stood in the middle of the room. There is an soft hush of quiet voyeristic awe as the rats crawl all over everything; swift, efficient, working together, getting the job done and demonstrating a level of organisation that would make a local authority quake in its boots.
David Starkey is now covered in rotten cabbage leaves. The witchhunt has begun afresh, the peasants are waving their torches and their pitchforks. The big pink elephant stands quietly in the midst of it all.
More footage. Reality TV at its best. Banksy’s rats again. They’re trying on shoes; scurrying about the streets. Consuming. Consumed. Consumers.
Politics polarizes. The big pink elephant quietly stands in the centre of Westminster as each side says its piece. Someone mentions animal rights, half agree, the other half disagree.
David Starkey watches one of Banksy’s rats throw a cabbage, just to be part of it, just because they can.
The big pink elephant stands right in the middle of everything.